Ethan

The Scariest man you will ever meet

girl one: Ahhhh help ethan is chasing me
Ethan: I'm gonna put the rusty nail in you bitch

by Finestlmp November 4, 2019

Ethan

One of the goofiest people you’ll ever meet He can make you laugh just by simply smiling He’s very attractive he’s normally really athletic but he’s a drama queen.If you have a Ethan in your life don’t let him go He is so so sweet an will treat you like a queen and will make sure no one ever hurt you

Ethan:I’m hungry

Person:Eat some cabbage

Ethan:Eww🤮that was so gross I’m going to puke bro like I’m not even kidding

by Your daddy180 April 23, 2018

Ethan

a bitch ass

your name is ethan johnson

by 123456badbleep November 6, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a man with heart as pure as gold. someone who lights up every room he steps into. it’s not common to find someone as happy and generous as Ethan. he will bring so much joy into your life if you give him the chance. one thing about Ethan is that he will never give up no matter what knocks him down. This man will completely change your prospective on life making you never want anything else. His smile, his eyes, his badass ability to play the guitar. everything about him will make you fall in love. If you ever find an Ethan hold him and never let go.

Sophia: Who is that guy? He’s so amazing
Friend: Oh that’s Ethan

by Yourgirl1026 November 23, 2021

Ethan trotter

Sus chungus imposter. No pussy. No freinds. Always sulking there dad off and there mum is sucking you.

Wait who's that kid sucking there dad off

Oh that's ethan trotter

Thats true to the name

by Pussy slayer 4455 August 8, 2021

Ethan

A man with a very very very small cock

ethan has a small cock

by Saggyfatface June 9, 2020

Ethan

ethan is kinda weird but has nice eyes. hes quiet but fun if you get to know him. everyone wants to be friends with him but no one has the guts to approach his alpha male aura.

Yo moma is an ethan!
I know right (winky face)

by Kim Petron November 21, 2023