Do a Kwan

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.

Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad

by Cunt2001 June 6, 2017

Wochu Do

When someone commits a crime of mental retardation.

Originated from one particularly nerdy student in St Chris, Bahrain Circa 2004.

He was taunted to his face regarding his pronunciation of the words "what did you do''.

With his fresh off the fisherman boat accent, the pronunciation that came out of his mouth was 'wocchu du'.

''You stabbed your boss in the elbow, Wochu Do!"

or

"You lost all your life savings on strippers and booze! Wochu Do!!

by One of the Nice Guys October 18, 2012

Doing a Lynndie

A form of humiliation first popularized by Lynndie England in Abu Ghraib. Involves forcing male captives to stand naked with bags on their heads while a guard stands pointing awkwardly at their dangling parts, all while holding a cigarette limply in their mouth.

A: What should we do with these terrorists?
B: Get a picture of me doing a Lynndie!

by CIAciaCIA October 13, 2008

Doing a Scotty

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.

We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.

by Mooseticles August 30, 2021

face-do

The styling or cut of facial hair. Like a hair-do except for the hair on your face.

Stan: Bob's sporting the flava savor.
Ebony: Nah. That's a soul patch. It's his new face-do.
moustachebeard

by TemplarDC January 19, 2011

do rah

when you or another person do rah

"do rah" means to do rah together or alone, therefore "omg i did rah..."

by noproof July 10, 2023

Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020