Closet Escaper 

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.

Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!

Closet Escaper by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".

Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.

closet fucking by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

Closet Piece 

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date

TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.

Closet Piece by boosadleys June 12, 2016

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

Closet Poker by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016

Closet thot

Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.

That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick

Closet thot by Thotty111 August 5, 2016

closet p.o.s 

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.

"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"

closet p.o.s by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017

closet camper 

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

closet camper by Cullum21 March 8, 2017