Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

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Get the Mushroom candymug.

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

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Get the sexy candy pandamug.

Candy mama

When somone young dates a more mature lady (for that $$)

Youre my candy mama

by Roisin doherty March 7, 2018

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Get the Candy mamamug.

candies from the bra

Boobies, titties, jugs

Ruairi's friend asked her if Steve like her candies from the bra?

by etip June 12, 2017

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Get the candies from the bramug.

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

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