Cap

A slang term to say something is fake, or a lie.

"Yesterday i killed a shark!"
-"Thats definitely cap"

by Ilovemochi123 March 14, 2024

Cap

The thing who told u the truth about how ur mom's mom is not ur grandma. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

dat girl is cap cuz she haz water bottle hehe...UR GRANDMA IS THE MATRIX

by NoCapUranus October 4, 2021

No Cap

A group chat full of a bunch of badass southern beer drinkers, that throw parties accompanied by preppy girls that make them lame.

Wait bro do I look hot in that?

Yea I’ll send it to No Cap.

by bigdic123455 March 19, 2019

Cap

Lies, Exaggerations, Untrue.
‘Capping’ means to lie.

Cap is slang used similarly to “No Way!”/“Are you kidding?”

“No Cap”/“Not capping” is used to say “I’m not kidding” or similar

“I just got a date with Macy, no cap!”

“James said he just won the basketball game, but I’m pretty sure he’s capping”

by UnbiasedDefinitions May 24, 2022

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 21, 2023

Sharp Knee Caps

The word used for someone who is socially awkward or someone who thinks they are strong. Commonly used as an insult

Person 1: I think that we should talk.

Person 2: no thanks.

Person 3: ok, you have sharp knee caps anyways.

by Smartcatttt January 23, 2021