Alabama s’more

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.

“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”

by shoelace June 24, 2019

alabama bull dozer

When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.

Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.

by Rick0921 October 17, 2022

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks

Selma Alabama lame ass city

by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022

Alabama twizzler

The action of a man eating a twizzler out of his sisters ass in 69 position.

“Yo big brother, do you wanna give me a Alabama twizzler.”

by LYCB December 9, 2024

Alabama dry rub

When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing

Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub

by Rickbrick March 21, 2023

Alabama Slam-O-Rama

An incest orgy, consisting of uncles, brothers, fathers, sisters, mothers.

That girl/boy has had his fair share of fornication with his/her sisters/brothers and mother/father. They do a weekly Alabama Slam-O-Rama at the trailer park!

by flyboy_24 May 8, 2021