Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.

Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.

by daddy5774 May 15, 2018

flick nut

An insult claiming that a person is subject to premature ejaculation or climax

That dude is such a flick nut

by TrueInsubordinate April 14, 2018

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017

nut neutralitity

when Ajit Pai stole all of your memes and jacked off to them.

"I now own Porn Hub fools!, get nut neutralitityed!"- Ajit Pai

by titty master 445 December 17, 2017

support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster April 21, 2018

Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018