National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 08, 2022

short law

short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.

dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.

Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law

by soybean101 October 16, 2020

strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period

i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

by markus da mlf hunter October 10, 2007

national shorts day

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.

This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!

by BlackMeathammer June 03, 2018

A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.

Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.

by Fuck.You.Mom January 17, 2019

Short

Ben

Ben is short

by Benjamin Doverman III November 23, 2021