Aidan Nguyen (short)

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I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

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Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

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Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

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colored shorts

Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.

"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"

by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018

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