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January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.
Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates
by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021
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June 8

Worst day out of the year to have your wedding. Most marriages end in divorce when married on June 8.
Oh! Your wedding is today? Today is the worst day to have your wedding. You shouldn’t get married on June 8.
by Don’t @me June 8, 2024
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7 8 9

The reason why 6 is scared of seven
7 8 9
by Inni84 July 8, 2023
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8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
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