shook my burger

to shock or disgust someone with unexpected information

Finding out they were dating up completely shook my burger, I was so shocked I couldn’t speak!

by jdaeg4 January 18, 2025

pimp my pizza

Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.

Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕

by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025

my og

somebody you’ve known/been friends with for a long time and are locked in.

jade is my og, we’ve been friends since middle school!

by shottasloveme January 19, 2025

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Eat my ass

pranksanonymous dot com

An edible chocolate anus

I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

My buddy Erik

My buddy Erik. Erik died in a boat crash. Erik liked beer, the Bills, golf, and tits. I miss Erik.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen my buddy Erik?

Person 2: No, I think he's dead.

by 1221GooningWay January 23, 2025