My new hat

When something just sticks

Unintentionally cool or fashionable

When some sage get stuck in your hair but it looks cool, that’s my new hat

by Suchsalad22 January 7, 2026

She ro my blox 'till I noob

A replacement for she jerk my dick till I cum, but roblox🚿C===✊️==3

Girl: beating yo shit.

You: cums everywhere.

Girl: licks it up.

You: oh my fucking god, calls hb. Yo my nigga. My girlfriend, she ro my blox 'till I noob

Girl: breaks up with you on the spot

Im more into men who play league.

Dumbass fucking nigga.

by misteak January 7, 2026

Pardon My Back

I'm sorry for not turning to face you at this moment. Or, I am about to turn/walk away; please forgive the otherwise implied insult.

I'm done listening to what you have to say. Please pardon my back.

by Minaj_Lewinsky January 7, 2026

Dump a hot load on my face

This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?

Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT

by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025