A dirty Keom is basically when you shove your 7-inch long cock into your friends ass and then it gets stuck and you have to get your cock amputated.
person 1: the other day i had a dirty keom, now people dont think imm a guy because my cock is gone.
person 2: aw man that sucks.
person 2: aw man that sucks.
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