Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever

"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"

by hDark August 28, 2025

Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave

It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!

by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025

Dizzy in my eyeballs

When u do that one crack toke, not expecting anything spectacular to come out of it, then, BAMMM.. ur eyeballs start to shake and u see stars!

Hey, r u ok?
Hey yea, I'm ok, I'm better than ok. I just got dizzy in my eyeballs from that toke!

by QweneT to u bitch August 29, 2025

Beiging my Hero

When you crank hog to beige hero's voice whilst playing HOI4

I'm beiging my hero all over fr*nce!

by John Noticer August 29, 2025