My Friends

Something i dont have

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent

by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Eat my tamales

Similar to "eat my shorts", but used when speaking to a Latin American. "Tamales" in this case refer to the buttocks if a male is saying it, and the breasts if a female is.

Person 1: Blah blah j*b search.. blah blah want ads... blah blah economy...
Person 2: Eat my tamales, nigga! I'm tired of you!

by A skibidigmasexual man November 16, 2025

Oh my lor!

when something is shocking and u wanna praise #lor. This is the baddest of expressions and only bad bitches can use it.

oh my lor! i'm dribbling with one hand!

by pinkllamacoolshit April 16, 2021

My public page!

When your buddy gets pissed at you for posting a douchebag comment on their very public Facebook post, that was more suited for the private group threads.

Dude! I can't believe you posted that shit on my public page! My public page! Everyone can see that!

by Mesp135 August 31, 2018

Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.

To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).

Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.

by birdhelpman March 28, 2023

workin' my show

to do your thing, whatever that may be. To live your life as though you are on stage at all times. make the best of the situation.

I'm up and and workin' my show. Living my life.

by Leggz4ya October 21, 2010