Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Sam Richie

a pedo xd

Sam Richie is a pedo

by loloxdnopopb February 14, 2020

Sam Lund

the best pig

hey u seen sam lund around?

hes probably in his sty

by arlofeeney123 May 01, 2023

Sam Sillah

A disease where you don't want to get your dick sucked by a girl.

"Yo dude, that guy has Sam Sillah"

by Tsm_Marcus-Abenessy March 07, 2019

sam bc

A small manboy who pretends to be straight.

"George has been dating Emily for 5 years but they never had sex. They didn't even sleep in the same bed. Is he gay?"
"He must be a sam bc"

by J.Butler November 24, 2021

sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022

sam bradlee

sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR

im fuckib in love with sam bradlee woof

by skappzy November 14, 2020