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sex pie

A person can also be referred to as a "Sex Pie" someone that looks "tasty" and you would like to "get some" from.
A term referring to what you would want to do with a particular attractive person.
"i'd tap that he is one fine sex-pie"
"you look so good i could eat you-hell of a sex pie"
"you are the definition of a sex pie"
by romyyyy January 15, 2008
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Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.
In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."
by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009
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eskimo pie

Taking someone's hood on their hooded shirt/jacket and pulling it over their head and face violently. Usually accompanied by the screaming of "Eskimo Pie!."
Gus: Well, that's gay.
Billy: WHAT?! ESKIMO PIE!!!!
by Eskimo Pie July 9, 2006
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Mississippi Mud Pie

the most delightful treat of the 3rd millenium. A true mud pie consists of a bottom layer of brownie, a middle layer of chocolate coffee-flavored ice cream, and on top is an ever so lite layer of vanilla cream. This tasty dessert is served with whip cream on the side and can be purchased at the always elegant BB King's restaurant in Times Square, New York City.
Golly that Mississippi Mud Pie was the most delicious dessert I have ever had the pleasure to taste!
by Vinny D1253 April 26, 2010
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Krispy Kreme Pie

When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.
He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.
by Steve Zissou Jr. January 9, 2010
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cloudy pie shooter

Getting a blowjob, before busting a nut, have the woman take a hit of marijuana smoke, then having here continue to suck until you cum in her smoke infested mouth.
Guy 1: what did you and that girl jessica do last night?

Guy 2: I gave her the nastiest cloudy pie shooter ever!
by Thomas loves yo mama! August 5, 2011
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Adam's Apple Pie

When a woman is sitting on someone's face; her back facing his feet, and reaches orgasm, she HAS A LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENT on his neck...throat area.
My lady sat on my face and accidentally gave me an Adam's Apple Pie, when she came. NO MORE RED WINE AND MEXICAN FOOD ON DATE NIGHT!!!
by Arty Hammer March 5, 2010
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