lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017

Playing Roger and Donkey

To have sex, especially (But not Exclusively) in a rowdy or wild manner.

Joey and Goleson were playing Roger and Donkey again. The whole neighborhood heard them.

by Ladondorf June 17, 2017

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

You silly donkey

A phrase often used in anger that has connotations regarding ones appearance or their lack of comprehension to a set task.

This quote is made famous by a popular chef who goes by the name ‘Gordon Ramsay’ who often berates cooks using such language.

Oy you! Come here you silly donkey! Who told you to cook these scallops hey?

by GordonRamsay4PM March 12, 2020

Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.

Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.

by agnubo March 23, 2020