Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!

nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.

by nose poop January 6, 2023

Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...

"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"

by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017

red nose flight

a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.

i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.

by mrs. steele July 2, 2010

Spicy Nose

When you jump into water and there's a spicy, burning in your nostrils. Goes away after a period of time

*jumps into water and gets out*
"Fuck! I have spicy nose."

by pipeclogger June 23, 2020

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

stoner's nose

Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.

Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.

Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.

by stevecurse June 18, 2011

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17

Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose

by Hancock nose December 11, 2023