waste of cum

An awesome insult, perfect for use on just about anyone

Fuck you, you waste of cum.

by P.E.G. March 31, 2015

Cum Circles

Cum Circles are when you cum a pool on you girls ass then spread the cum with your dick into circles to look like crop circles of cum on her ass

Dood ima draw cum circles all over my girls ass tonight

by ChubbyMcWankFist June 3, 2016

cum clot

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

by tah-dard! September 22, 2011

Cum-glomerate

A mixture of two or more gentlemen's semen on a bitch's face/body.

After Beatrice was double-teamed, she was awarded with a super cum-glomerate.

by Stevie Y November 15, 2004

Cum Artist

A seasoned porn veteran. She knows all the moves, but has the ability to think outside the box (no pun intended). She is innovative with the regular routines, but more importantly, she creates new and particularly filthy sex acts. This is a compliment rather than an insult.

Wow, that bitch can consistently blow cum bubbles out of her ass, she really took the cum fart to the next level. I bow to you. Ron Jeremy will tap you on both shoulders with his triumphant schlong; you shall be knighted a true cum artist.

by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008

cum nugget

A chicken nugget that has been filled with cum at Mcdonalds by the cleaners.

Boy'My nuggets all goowey and white inside' -cry-
Mum'MMMMM sperm'
Mum'My child has been given a cum nugget!'

by slothcrab February 11, 2008

Cum Dumpster

A woman who engages in an unprotected gangbang and takes multiple ejaculations of semen into any one or more of her orifices (anus, vagina, mouth)

4 of us gangbanged this cum dumpster last night... she took 4 loads in her pussy before we were through with her.

by ALSlut June 24, 2008