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DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen
Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie
by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019
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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
mugGet the Dad Who Left Youmug.

dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back
other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?
by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020
mugGet the dadmug.

Dad

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk
by Jihan410 April 11, 2024
mugGet the Dadmug.

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back
dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes
by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019
mugGet the dadmug.

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.
1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...
by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017
mugGet the dad watchmug.

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