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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...
“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
by Khadzzz February 23, 2021
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Sleeping Beauty

Did you just see Aurora do a Sleeping Beauty?”

“Yeah, it stank like Spindleshanks’ litter tray
by KingNobbie February 25, 2021
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Beetus-Sleep

When a diabetic sleeps hard as fuck and won’t shut off their alarms
Yeah that mf beetus-sleepin’ his alarms woke me up before they woke him up!
by diabetes man February 26, 2021
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sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”
by Emiliath March 16, 2021
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sleep number

the number of people you have slept with
My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!
by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021
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Drip-sleep

That midway point between sleep and awakeness.
I was drip-sleeping in class because I got no sleep last night.
by Beating around the bush March 17, 2021
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