A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
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Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
Get the short shaft mug.Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over
You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for
You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over
You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for
You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25
Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything
by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020
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Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr March 2, 2010
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