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Russian Graffiti 

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and tossing at a sex partner.
For the girls who won't swallow...give em' some Russian graffiti.
Russian Graffiti by p-flash August 3, 2007
russia's one of the coolest countries EVER! and i am NOT russian, but i still love it! moscow has the hottest boutiques and most beautiful streets. it is BETTER than Ny. and believe me, i've been to both places. :)) SOVIET UNION ROCKS!! AHHH!!! :)) lmao.
"kommunizm v nashey strane eshe ne nastupil, no printcip uzhe deystvuet. ot kazhdego po potrebnostyam, po sposobnostyam, ego transportnogo sredstva!" ))))) russia's cooool<3
Russia by S NOVYM GODOM)) December 9, 2008
Jewish in Brooklyn, NY (Brighton Beach) or in Israel, etc. but born a Russian-speaker in the former USSR (Soviet Jews). Most of these "Russians" speak Russian among themselves. Most Russian stores, Russian newspapers, Russian restaurants, etc. in America are in fact Jewish-owned and operated in the interests of Jewish immigrants living outside the former Soviet Union. They love ethnic Russian food, read their news about Israel in Russian, watch their Brooklyn-based TV in Russian, etc. Not to be confused with real Russians.
An American asks a group of people who speak with an accent: Are you German? (Italian? Albanian?...) No, we are Russian, they answer.
Wow! How did you get to America?
Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish.
Oh, OK.

Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... "

Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish.

Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.

Russian by The Smudge May 10, 2007

russian five star

when you are fisting somebody and you open your hand fast and violently ripping anything in there.
russian five star by reggaedude November 10, 2009

Russian Spyglass 

Tha act of cumming in a circle around a woman's eye thus it looks like a spectical. Most commonly used during the cold war. When those Russian fucks were bombing THE US OF A!!!
My man Nikita gave the russian spyglass

Russian Curb Stomp 

Beat someone to the ground and then shoot them in the head on a curb.
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Russian Curb Stomp