Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

doo one

goin for it an doin sumit to de upmost of ya ability

"Man I need a sk8!"
"den DOO ONE....propa!!"

by spanj June 2, 2004

meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

Skinnin' One

from a male perspective, the act of having sex with a female

Man i plan on skinnin' one tonight

by Johnny Doeseph February 27, 2008

One Pieced

The act of streching a recently used condom to slap someone's face.

I one pieced my girl last night.

by BiggestBammest April 17, 2018

good or not one

To ask whether something is good

Person 1: "I saw a movie on the weekend"
Person 2: "is good or not one?"

by JeiBroe May 4, 2021

licked one

description of a heavy night or session, normally occuring in uni, the intake of copious amount of alcohol in one night

guy1 : you goin to Ash's flat party tonight?
guy2 : yea for sure, i hear its gonna be a licked one!

by @ $ # ! ]< November 16, 2010