by Trolly Pope November 21, 2021
Get the Beat a Femboy Daymug. by meatbeater235 March 6, 2010
Get the beat your monkeymug. So beat a furry century was still not enough. Beat a furry millennium starts now from 2021-3021. Beat a furry then tell your grandkids to beat a furry, then make them tell their grandkids, repeat for 1000 years
by Krabbyz February 18, 2021
Get the beat a furry millenniummug. A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
Get the Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer mug. Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
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by BEAT EM UPPP April 11, 2019
Get the beat a bitch ass daymug. You must know: Fear cannot exist if there is no unknown
Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u
S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘
S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋
August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.
Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u
S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘
S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋
August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.
by XxXSuccmanXxX March 22, 2021
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Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!
by Bouchman May 18, 2022
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