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space russian

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
by Xylergeist February 6, 2014
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Russian Pepsi

A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.
Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight

Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.
by MMJK November 7, 2019
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Brown Russian

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.
Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.
by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021
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Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.
“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024
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Russian Chili Dog

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.
by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025
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russian gurls

they r so beautiful girls.s they arer . gorgous.
russian gurls so pretty i wishih had 1
by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated February 4, 2022
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Russian

Very strong athletes,work a lot, good dancers and really smart.You should probably run if you piss one off.
-Look that’s the smartest guy in the country

-Probably a Russian guy
by Russian November 10, 2019
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