Drippy Nipples

Homer

HOMER SHUT UP WITH YOUR DRIPPY NIPPLES

by DADDYDRIPZ November 4, 2019

Foot Nipples

Toes

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.

by ApricotFields June 27, 2025

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Nipple Snipper

Pinching a nipple between pointer and middle finger like your cutting a nipple with scissors

I was wrestling my friend when out of no where, he busts out the "nipple snipper". all I could do is tap out .

by Grahamr queen July 29, 2025

Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.

He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.

by rustyspoon August 26, 2025

Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.

His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.

by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025