matthew parrott

A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough

Bro did you see Matthew parrott at the party last night that shot got crazy

by The Tennessean April 19, 2019

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

Don’t, just don’t.

Normal person: Matthew, what the fuck

by Xi the bitch January 3, 2020

matthew

literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.

matthew is my bf:))

by ohmygodkms November 24, 2021

Matthew Dubin

Big nerd who smells like gay and has flat thumbs.

Stop being a Matthew Dubin you bitch, thumb war me

by Ojee May 29, 2018

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Matthew Champlin

A person who gets all dem hoes

Matthew Champlin is a baddie

by mature boy April 7, 2022