Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.
Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!
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Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!
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A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.
Matthew sucks cock
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oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!
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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
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Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew
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He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.
by Urban dic matt January 16, 2024
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