Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 14, 2020

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Mark Berkowitz

A bald man with a shiny head and love for ducks.

Did you see that duck collection, I swear he's a Mark Berkowitz

by YummyKKKFC November 24, 2017

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Mark Type

A traveling salesman or sales representative that wines and dines clients in order to push whatever average or mundane product he is selling. He is usually named something like Mark, is the life of the party, puts everything in the corporate card, and speaks with a northeastern US or New England accent.

“Hey man, wanna catch the game somewhere tonight?”
“I would, but some Mark type got us court side seats at the game. He’s trying to sell us some new product, I don’t know.”

by Hey1tsChad January 21, 2022

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