Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.

-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.

by 88astro88 May 11, 2018

CinderBlock male

A male who likes fat cheese filled dicks in their mouth

"Hey i'm a cinderblock male 😎"

"Meet me in the back..."

by Stinkyballz69 September 25, 2021

Male

1. A male organism
2. The gender able to make a female pregnant via insemination

Lucas is a male name

by the random. November 9, 2021

Alpha Male

Simen

Simen is an Alpha Male

by Andemannen May 7, 2020

Male

A little bitch who cant do shit

1: OMG that person just rammed into that car
2: Must be a male
1: Yep, sure is

by Viv777 February 18, 2022

Beta-Male

Someone who is incapable of attaining sufficient self-esteem

Spencer your a beta-male

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

Alpha Male

Beta male

"Alpha males don't play Fortnite. Alpha males read the Bible."

by muhnamjeff22 June 23, 2024