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UK - long rolling papers for zoots
Do you have any longs?
by 345rtg3dd July 28, 2021
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long luscious legs

these are long, pale, skinny legs. a person has to be 5,6 or taller to have long luscious legs.
She has long luscious legs.

person 1: wow she is so fast and gorgeous

person 2 : ya that’s ava, she has long luscious legs 😏😏
by laci soade guby November 25, 2020
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Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees
random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
by morting September 5, 2025
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Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
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The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
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Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
by not_viv October 14, 2018
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Foot Long

Half of the people that saw Drake leak: Dayum drake got a foot long
by Inurwalls March 9, 2024
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