Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.

1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.

by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009

Jack's Mann

A shortening for Jack's Mannequin, one the best bands ever.

Me: How come Death Cab for Cutie gets shortened to death cab, but Jack's mannequin has not shortened name?

My Friend: 'Cause nobody ever thought to call them Jack's Mann :D

And so, Jack's Mann was defined :)

by 'Ronies September 19, 2009

Dew Jacked

When a friend or random person steals your mountain dew or drinks from it with out asking.

Bill: hey that guy stole my mountain dew

Jim: oh you just got dew jacked

by SodaAddict619 March 3, 2010

Blue Jacking

when you start jacking off but can't finish.

to achieve the ultimate orgasm kirk started by blue jacking 6 times in a row before finishing himself off.

the rev was in the middle of jacking off but had to stop when someone knocked on his office door.

by dc blumpkin June 15, 2009

Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

Jack Page

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.

Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)

by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010

MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.

The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.

by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007