Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!

man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother

by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb -

Smoking weed - weeding

Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

Awe bra are you weeding?

Skipper, please tell Private to stop weeding.

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

weed throat

when ur throat isn’t closing but it’s not like “OOAAAAAAAA”!!

Is weed throat a universal experience?

by nmaugnadesm September 17, 2022

weed

the cure of depression or life.

bro , we got problems. we need weed.

by quuenpettyluhbil December 20, 2018

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.

Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me

by Money_bag May 5, 2020