Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 05, 2022

cup of tea

Acid

Beatles: When we met the Queen, we had a cup of tea first

by DingoTheRingo June 16, 2024

Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.

Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!

by ProfessionalAssWiper May 28, 2018

Suction Cupping

When two girls touch vaginas, no movement.

Are you down to try suction cupping with me?

by MamaMia1982 June 22, 2024

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 25, 2011

guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.

I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face

by Ob303 February 23, 2024

Cupping

The female version of morning wood.

She woke up cupping so I was late for work.

by Thomamomma September 06, 2022