Fucked her to birth

Fucking a pregnant woman to the point of birth

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.

by Johnny b June 13, 2015

fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018

battery fucked

when the stored energy is depleated from a good rechargable battery.

it is just before lunch break, your helper has just left to pick up sandwiches. your 20feet up scaffolding hanging a 10foot piece of ductwork ,and the oppisite end is connected so your ready to screw the other end into the bracket and ther isn't enough power to run one screwed.he returns ,sees you up there holding up the trunk with one hand your cordless drill in the other and you yell out I'm battery fucked

by hvac-r January 11, 2009

Flop-Fucked

When someone steps on the heel of your shoe while you are walking, and your heel comes out of your shoe.

I was walking down the street and my friend flop-fucked me. I had to then stop and place my heel back in my shoe.

by GregL40 March 21, 2010

freckle fucked

One man or woman covered from fucking face to toe in freckles. Caused by gingeritis.

Carrot Top or Lindsay Lohan circa Parent Trap are totally freckle fucked

by Onebeebhill January 18, 2014

donald fucked

It's a really bad way of saying your in trouble. You don't wanna be like that. It's really shit.

Jimmy: I haven't started learning for my math test yet and it's for tomorrow

Lacey: you have no chance your gonna pass dude. Your Donald fucked.

by Your pocked January 29, 2017

dun fucked

When you have children and then regret it instantly.

iv dun fucked

by dun fucked March 2, 2017