Marchildon Time

Someone who says they will be ready in 10 minutes but is ready 4 hours later.

Bob: Hey are we playing at 7pm?
Tim: Probably not going to happen tonight. Jack is on Marchildon Time.

by Not a Marchildon January 28, 2022

Goodday Time

Celebratory time of day, exultation and hilarity typically ensues.

Yo, I am bummed up in this bitch, I can' wait until it's Goodday time so I can get crunkalicious, imo.

by Steve Kaplan December 30, 2004

Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Moscow Time

The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.

- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783

by NatoshiSakamoto April 20, 2021

these unprecedented times

"these unprecedented times" refers to an overused phrase describing the COVID-19 global pandemic. This overuse was most evident in public statements by schools and universities, politicians, corporations, and health authorities. Over the course of the pandemic, Twitter users began to mock this public relations cliché, by associating the phrase with the wider COVID-19 meme culture.

Variations include"these challenging times," "these uncertain times," and "these trying times."

During these unprecedented times, we must come together and we will survive this new normal.

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Sarah Time

When someone needs to process alone time while not actually needing to be alone

Kate: they need some Sarah time.

by Noodles_Doodles July 8, 2023

time ants

Time ants are theoretically if you went back in time and messed something up it with a paradox of any kind of course this is theoretical BUT if you do go back in time make sure not to change anything.

"I stepped on a bunch of ants that were supposed to rule the earth but now that has changed and more stuff with it i stepped on time ants"

by guythatswellaguy July 14, 2022