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dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards
I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws
by khaoschef December 6, 2014
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Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete
by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021
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donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
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donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.
by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017
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wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
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Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
by Pigknucks April 10, 2021
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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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