out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

internet dating

asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,

internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho

by TPFKadin September 11, 2019

Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.

Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.

by seijaku April 17, 2013

Dates gone mild

1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.

2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right

1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.

2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.

3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.

by RobbinRich May 3, 2022

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

Dollar Date

Aka, quad p, aka, Popov Polar-Pop Pork. A date in which two individuals get inebriated on a mixture of cheap vodka and gas station soda before fournication.

Yeah bro, I took that sorority chick on a dollar date last night

by Duecas April 25, 2023