hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021

Buddy Cush

A person that looks awkward or dumb in any given situation.

“Look at that buddy cush”
“You’re such a buddy cush”

by Buddycush69 September 8, 2021

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

Stella cusick

A girl normally described as 'kitten' as she is on discord 24 hours per day. She wears emo drip with a touch of dream smp. She is dreamsexual and her pronouns are sus/Baka.

"Stella cusick on discord bruh"-joel

"Use her pronouns Sus/Baka"- connor

by E011scott November 21, 2021

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021