When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.
by Lil Jork March 3, 2025
Get the Chinese Jork Torture mug.When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.
"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."
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Regular hide-and-seek but when the person is find they seeker and hider have to kiss. Ideal game if you are on a two man or a three man or a mission involving multiple people
by LPtoine1010 March 13, 2025
Get the Chinese hide-and-seek mug.A rare metal, most often found in China, that has a fragile or otherwise shoddy composition. This term, as well as its subsequent definitional origin, was created by racing champion and professional body-builder David Morgan.
Guy 1: "My glass cup broke with just the slightest touch! What a piece of junk!"
Guy 2: "It must've been made of Chinesium!"
Guy 2: "It must've been made of Chinesium!"
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Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
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Get the Chinese Mormon mug.Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes
Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.
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