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Problem child

Mpimpi
Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr
by Lexv June 1, 2024
mugGet the Problem childmug.

child

a young human from 0-12
child come here or child go do your chores
by inquistitormaster stan June 11, 2022
mugGet the childmug.

child corn

refers to CSAM or child abuse material used as a way to bypass filters on websites such as Facebook, Tiktok and any other social media that forbids such a word. It is a controversial term to use but subtly hints at what the person is referring to as opposed to using the actual term or using CSAM
I heard he got busted with 100TB of child corn
by ISMPD August 29, 2025
mugGet the child cornmug.

Child

by ElementalDJ January 1, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.
Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
by Profound Observations July 13, 2025
mugGet the Child supportmug.

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.
"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"
by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022
mugGet the Break a childs back daymug.

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.
Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.
by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021
mugGet the Holy Childmug.

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