Child Of Silence

Someone who rambles to themselves on Twitter for no reason.

Jim: Man, Janet is such a Child Of Silence.
Jerry: Of course she is.

by Child Of Silence October 22, 2020

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Child of God

Jose angel flores because he goes to church

Jo is a child of god because he goes to church

by Suiiigangbanger69 November 24, 2021

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Middle Child

A. K. A dishwasher

Who's the middle child in the family?
Oh, you mean the dishwasher?

by Gayle baula December 29, 2021