A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
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" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016
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The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017
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*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
Get the Small “D” Boyfriend mug.A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”
“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”
“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”
by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018
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“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
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