Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

Dick Boner

The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent

You'd better get rid of that dick boner before the girl with the manly face gets rid of it for you.

by ebonyluv September 16, 2011

mad boner

Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.

Guy with a MAD boner: "'suuup"
Unsuspecting chick: "OH.. MY.. GOD... can I suck it?? please?"

by Nicolas Porneau December 01, 2003

T-Boner

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.

Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner

by Beanmoed May 09, 2015

justice boner

The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.

Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.

by limlams745 February 01, 2019

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos March 11, 2014

Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

by Deputydrool November 20, 2014