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Beardo

A man who grew out a beard in order to compensate for average to below average looks, and also has a weird/awkward personality and had a shaky, somewhat hard time dealing with women.
He was always a quiet, nerdy kid who was awkward with women. Then he grew out a beard and started working out. He's a total beardo now.
by Mdmills79 December 14, 2025
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grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
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The Beard

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair
'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'
by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009
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Duelling Beards

Aggressive competitiveness and/or one-upmanship between GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to seniority in the field.
Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of duelling beards arguing over whether Slackware or LFS is the true operating system.
by BillyLO June 8, 2009
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Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010
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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010
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Beast Beard

Chuck Norris' beard is a Beast Beard. I'd kiss him.
by kstache December 15, 2010
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