by Frank Big November 29, 2010
Get the African-American Fridaymug. The biggest war since the big one. With two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. Lots of people have not heard about it.
Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
by Chazizzle October 21, 2010
Get the Australian-American Warmug. by falseheteros February 8, 2019
Get the Eat Like An Americanmug. The withdrawal symptoms experienced by an American Idol fan after a season has ended. Usually accompanied by trying to find a fix from watching other Competition / Talent shows.
Guy 1: Man, Crag has been acting strung-out since Season 9 ended. So he's trying to ease the pain by watching Dancing with the Stars.
Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.
Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.
by He!!Ho!e December 22, 2010
Get the American Idol Withdrawalmug. A sex position, typically for a foursome, in which two women face each other, both in doggy style position, while the males enter the females and simultaneously reach their arms forward to create a house-like structural outline.
"Damn, last night was killer! Jared and I invited Jackie and Allisa over for wine and cheese, and we got so drunk that we wound up makin' an American Eiffel Tower! Shit was lit!"
by Bacho May 12, 2016
Get the American Eiffel Towermug. by Featuring : Probably not. March 31, 2021
Get the american school systemmug. When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.
It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!
Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
by Felicia Barton August 3, 2008
Get the Discordian American Princessmug.