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Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
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alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
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Alabama whistle

When two people are doing a standing 69 and the person on their feet blows into the person they’re holding’s asshole. Making a whistle. As like blowing into an empty beer bottle.
Mean dirty Dave pulled a sweet Alabama whistle on that kid last night
by Dave Hulford November 6, 2025
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Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".
Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky
by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025
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Alabama Jeff

A cool kid; someone who owns a fidget spinner and spins the shit out of it whilst playing Minecraft on Windows 98, all while making a video on cool spinner tricks.
OH SHIT! DURV IS AN ALABAMA JEFF!!!!
by underscoretwitter May 27, 2017
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selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks
by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022
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Alabama dry rub

When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing
Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub
by Rickbrick March 21, 2023
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