Kyle Mirren is a very underrated Youtuber who can run 5 miles in 6 minutes even though he ways over 400KG.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
by Garry Oniel March 23, 2020

Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.
"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
by BiggJawn May 30, 2022

by Evan Barron March 1, 2025

A smart person that has good friends and sometimes is friends with the wrong people and needs help from hes good friends.
by discordsmart June 14, 2021

A child who enjoys going to the doctors
by asdfghjklkjhytrewqwertyui June 20, 2021

by CoozeyBenny August 26, 2022

DAMN IT KYLE!
Hot sexy horde girl: seriously kyle?
Kyles furry boyfriend: dhishd
Hot sexy in pain cat lesbian: DAMN IT KYLE!
Kyles furry boyfriend: dhishd
Hot sexy in pain cat lesbian: DAMN IT KYLE!
by Thestraightestgirltoeverexist January 3, 2022
