Karl Jacobs

pretty boy swag

Me:Pretty Boy Swag
Friend:??
Me:Karl Jacobs ((:

by klotaylorsversion January 17, 2022

Jacob Harmon

Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to

Jacob Harmon is a really great guy

by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019

Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.

Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.

by slim2222 June 4, 2018

Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)

Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no

by Chink of the century November 4, 2022

Jacob Doobie

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle

I pulled a Jacob Doobie last night

by Doobie6 November 18, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020

Jacob

always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.

“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now”
“haha”

by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021